Inner Discord ... Satisfied?

"Guys, are we okay yet?"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ok, do you want to try talking about the Avengers?"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Really? It's been weeks, and you still can't use words. This is sad."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I understand it, but it's still a bit much. Nothing at all to say?"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE THINK YOU MEAN MARVEL'S THE AVENGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Insightful. Can we move on with things now?"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE PRE-ORDERED THE DVDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"You what? Does it even have a release date yet?"

""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"How -- how did you do that without me knowing about it?"


"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'll check back in the fall."

South Park Enriches Us All

Here's something I just realized.  Mitt Romney is the Underpants Gnome Candidate.

Step 1: "Elect Mitt!"

Step 2: ". . . . . . . ."

Step 3: "Prosperity!"


And it's currently a tie.