Email Machine
Today I am an email machine. I push missives out into corporate din as fast as I can type utility. Here, take this, status, project, for your records, handoff, contact information, interim, eligibility, final dates, thank you, farewell.
Then I will clean out my cube.
It is delightful.
Then I will clean out my cube.
It is delightful.
posted by blerg3000 at 12:09 PM
3 Comments:
I think you should choose a number from here to leave as your future contact number. :)
http://www.rejectionhotline.com/what_is_it.php
Uh... You just reminded me that I should set an autoreply email and new voicemail.
Is that bad?
Depends, will your voicemail be a clip of Cartman saying, "Screw you guys, I'm going home", and your autoreply be cc'd to known spammers so they can add the recipients to their lists?
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