Least accurate. fortune cookies. ever.

We all know I'm in the middle of studying for exams, right? Right.

So, the two fortunes that came with yesterday's take-out were:

"You will do good works and not need money."
"Leave your cares, have a good time."

Har. Har. Har.

The cookies are toying with me. And yes, I ate both of them. Spitefully.