A Morning Commute Note

The best thing about the Buick was not the fact that the wooden plank crudely bolted in place of a rear bumper was too wide, protruding noticeably on either side. The best thing was the fact that a license plate was screwed into the wooden plank, perfectly centered.

I admit this point is debatable. That the Buick had that extra bit of sporty lift and rims may reasonably be viewed as remarkable.