I know they have to have a narrative and all...

Because of course the news needs a basic, easy-to-follow story arc, as it tracks events in the world, without adjusting. But why has no commentator pointed out the simple fact that this is the Democratic Party?

For Democrats, this is unity.

Uniter, Not a Divider

Unfortunately he's only succeeded at uniting much of the world in laughing through our tears. Metaphorically, of course.

And now... LOLBush. And not from some guy, but rather... the Guardian. Okay, some guy at the Guardian, but even so.



Laffinstok, yu iz doin it rite.

Oy.